Hot Deal!
Cyber Bytes is now offering a FREE gaming PC to all friends of the Empire!*
* Lifetime enlistment in the Imperial Army required upon redemption.
How to Properly Maintain Your Computer
Proper maintenance of your FREE gaming PC is important to ruling the galaxy. Here are some tips:
DO
- Backup your data regularly.
- Avoid overheating by ensuring proper ventilation.
- Attempt to upload malware to networks used by the Rebel Alliance.
DO NOT
- Attempt to bypass the Emperor's firewall (all Internet activity is monitored).
- Eat Doritos or drink Mountain Dew within 5 feet of your workstation.
