Pro Tier
Purple Prozac
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Core i9-12900K
- RAM: 32GB DDR5
- Hard Drive: 1TB NVMe SSD + 2TB HDD
- Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3090
Description
My friend's mom sat on this beastly machine and only one fan snapped!
AMD Alphadog
Specifications
- Processor: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
- RAM: 64GB DDR4
- Hard Drive: 2TB NVMe SSD
- Video Card: AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT
Description
Perfect for the most assertive and confident AMD fanboyspeople!
Rainbow Sherbet
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Core i7-12700K
- RAM: 16GB DDR4
- Hard Drive: 512GB NVMe SSD + 1TB HDD
- Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080
Description
Lots of unnecessary RGB lighting like the option above, but comes with free ice cream.
Black is Beautiful
Specifications
- Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X
- RAM: 64GB DDR4
- Hard Drive: 1TB NVMe SSD
- Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070
Description
For a more modest and professional look. If it's not for you, best to keep your opinion to yourself.
Arctic Afterglow
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Core i9-11900K
- RAM: 128GB DDR4
- Hard Drive: 1TB NVMe SSD + 2TB HDD
- Video Card: AMD Radeon RX 6800 XT
Description
Built for those who prefer a clean appearance and more subtle lighting. Comes with 128GB RAM for opening 100 separate tabs of anime.
Filthy Casual Tier
Basic Bob
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Pentium G4560
- RAM: 4GB DDR3
- Hard Drive: 500GB HDD
- Video Card: Integrated Intel HD Graphics
Description
Perfect for checking emails... slowly.
Chillin Charlie
Specifications
- Processor: AMD A6-9500
- RAM: 4GB DDR3
- Hard Drive: 250GB HDD
- Video Card: Integrated AMD Radeon R5
Description
He likes to lay on his stomach and play solitaire.
Bundle Galore
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8400
- RAM: 2GB DDR2
- Hard Drive: 160GB HDD
- Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce 8600 GT
Description
You don't want to miss this generous bundle (NOTE: monitor, keyboard and mouse may not be included).
Basic PC #4
Specifications
- Processor: AMD Athlon 64 X2
- RAM: 2GB DDR2
- Hard Drive: 80GB HDD
- Video Card: Integrated NVIDIA GeForce 6100
Description
Just enough power to keep you nostalgic.
Basic PC #5
Specifications
- Processor: Intel Celeron N3350
- RAM: 4GB DDR3
- Hard Drive: 64GB eMMC
- Video Card: Integrated Intel HD Graphics 500
Description
The definition of "you get what you pay for".
